Protect Your Daughter

A Dad's Last Stand

The Kens are cruising in with chocolates and flowers, hoping to whisk Barbie away. Stop every last one — and gently steer your daughter toward her true calling as a contented old cat lady.

MoveWASD / Arrow Keys • or the on-screen stick (touch) PunchSpace / J • or the pink button Grab & ThrowE / L • hoist a Ken, then fling him at the well FinisherK • clear the street when it's charged MomM near her • hand her a mimosa to stop the makeup

One meter, two fates: drag Barbie all the way to "Cat Lady" to win — let it slip to "Sunset with Ken" and she's gone.